If you’re expecting a polished, glamorized tale of wild nights and perfect couples, Pineapple Panic will absolutely wreck those expectations, and you’ll love every second of it.

This book is a raw, unfiltered dive into what actually happens when two adventurous people say “yes” to the lifestyle and end up knee-deep in 14 years of absolute madness. Adam and Audrey’s journey through jealousy, deception, sex parties, and absurd chaos is told with sharp humor and surprising vulnerability. You’ll laugh (hard), cringe, shake your head, and maybe question everything you thought you knew about the swinging scene.

What makes this stand out is how real it is. It doesn’t try to sell you anything. It’s not sexy-for-the-sake-of-sexy, or scandalous just for shock value. It’s a human story, with mistakes, learning, breakdowns, and growth, all laid bare. And somehow, it’s also ridiculously entertaining.